askarsswedishmeatballs:

b-o-m-b-a-r-d-a:

Eric: If you kiss me, i promise to be happy.
Sookie: No.
Eric: Why? It’s only a kiss.

What we have learned from this is that wherever Eric is there will always be women and even after his brain is wiped he knows exactly how to take advantage of a situation.

notjusttheblood:

You’re just jealous that a brain damaged vampire got more fairy poon than you did.

Tell her I was born the night she found me. And because of her, I went to my true death knowing what it means to love. Tell her thank you.

True Blood 408 : Spellbound (2011) 

I don’t have a human heart anymore.