Lafayette Reynolds: Hey, hooker. How you doin’? What are you doin’ here? 

Tara Thornton: I work here. 

Lafayette Reynolds: [not believing] Oh no, the hell you don’t. 

Tara Thornton: Oh yes the hell I do too, you ugly bitch! You need to make peace with that. 

Lafayette Reynolds: Shit. Sam must’ve lost his damned mind ‘cause you should not be allowed to work in no situation where you actually gotta interact with people. 

Keep note that that person will NEVER return:

oooooooooh, toughieee!!

List of characters you can choose:

• Sookie
• Bill
• Eric
• Jason
• Sam
• Tara
• Lafayette
• Pam
• Jessica
• Andy
• Hoyt

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hey guys i don’t know if it’s allowed or something but anyways

http://community.livejournal.com/tb_kink/

it’s a community with prompts for fanfics and it’s really in need of new fics (and so am I) so yeah if any of your followers is interested in writing, please post this link :)