EW Magazine & True Blood

Sookie and Eric,
Laying in the trees,
F-U-C-K-I-N-G

Eric: If you kiss me, i promise to be happy.
Sookie: No.
Eric: Why? It’s only a kiss.What we have learned from this is that wherever Eric is there will always be women and even after his brain is wiped he knows exactly how to take advantage of a situation.
You’re just jealous that a brain damaged vampire got more fairy poon than you did.