notjusttheblood:

You’re just jealous that a brain damaged vampire got more fairy poon than you did.

lemartin:

Now you two kids head on home and let these good people practice their constitutional right to be fucking idiots.

Technology takes all the fun out of being a vampire. 

Pam: Reverse the spell or I’ll bit your fucking head off!

Tara: Then you’ll never get Eric. 

Pam: If you guys are so lame you can’t even turn around your own magic, he’s as good as dead anyway. 

Lafayette: Well so are you, bitch. Ain’t nobody here to keep you safe and we know where you fucking live at. 

Pam: There’s alway’s a special place in my dungeon for you, Lafayette. 

Season 4 preview for I’m Alive and on Fire

Eric is my maker, Sookie. Did you really think I’d side with you on this?