notjusttheblood:

You’re just jealous that a brain damaged vampire got more fairy poon than you did.

lemartin:

Now you two kids head on home and let these good people practice their constitutional right to be fucking idiots.

Technology takes all the fun out of being a vampire. 

Pam: Reverse the spell or I’ll bit your fucking head off!

Tara: Then you’ll never get Eric. 

Pam: If you guys are so lame you can’t even turn around your own magic, he’s as good as dead anyway. 

Lafayette: Well so are you, bitch. Ain’t nobody here to keep you safe and we know where you fucking live at. 

Pam: There’s alway’s a special place in my dungeon for you, Lafayette. 

Season 4 preview for I’m Alive and on Fire

Eric is my maker, Sookie. Did you really think I’d side with you on this?

mizu-chick:

LOOK AT ALL THE EYE-FUCKS THEY GIVE.

There needs to be so much of this tonight or I will die. 

Drawn by yours truly (mizu-chick) in Photoshop avec Intuos4, while waiting impatiently for True Blood S4.

candicewesley:

Sookie: Are you expecting him back tonight?

Pam: He usually checks in the counter seats before he goes to ground.

Sookie: I’ll wait for him here. If that’s alright with you.

Pam: Of course. While you’re waiting though you should really reconsider his offer.